Monthly Archives: February 2012

Supermen In Review

Spider-Man. Spider-Man. According to his old TV theme song, does whatever a spider can. Catches crooks just like flies, is incredibly strong, spins webs but doesn’t shoot the filaments out of butt-glands, like spiders. What’s up with that? Since when … Continue reading

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A Guided Tour of Uranus

Your education is important to me – especially your knowledge of science. As a public service, I present: A GUIDED TOUR OF URANUS.

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The Return of Lizard-Lips

Here is my poem, THE RETURN OF LIZARD-LIPS, in video form. For the record, I do not actually have lizard lips.

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Do You Dare to Watch … THE PRAYING MANTIS OF ATLANTIS?

The poem upon which this video is based can be found in my story THE NIGHTMARE QUADRANT, which appears in the fiction collection PARTNERS IN SLIME, by myself and Michael McCarty, from DamnationBooks.com.

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How To Be A Horror Convention Clodhopper In 12 Ham-Fisted Lessons

How To Be A Horror Convention Clodhopper In 12 Ham-Fisted Lessons As an author, I have attended a variety of horror conventions over the years. Some were for writers and editors … some were for those literary types and their … Continue reading

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